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SOMEONE'S gotta be, since apparently my new wife is just this tiny feral little tomboy.
Honestly it's unbelievable!

I guess I oughta take a look at the classifieds then. Maybe I can find something in an office job.

Good for her, she's got the right idea
I've had to figure out all the cooking business, too, my husband's useless at it

[Aziraphale is doing his best.]

It's easy as anything to get one, all I had to do was ask. Didn't even want a resume or any of that.

Yeah, easy for you to say when you don't gotta live with it. You've got a husband!
But I'm used to it. I've been doing all my own cooking for years.

[ Mostly cooking for one but still... ]

How'd you even find it? Walk-in?

I dunno, would you take a dandy who's never done a day of housework in his life over a feral tomboy?

[Crowley briefly considers asking if Ray would share some cooking tips, but the mortifying ordeal of asking for help is too mortifying.]

Yup. It's sort of what I used to do back home and a sight better than my last job. Or working retail.

In either case I'm still the one that has to DO all the damn housework, so... meh.

Well, my old job's definitely out. That and anything that requires two arms and legs that actually work. Guess that'll probably narrows things down a little.

Easier living alone, honestly

Your old job that certainly wasn't being a secret agent, right? [He's a shit.] The town's big enough that there ought to be some decent office jobs about.

Oh to be a bachelor living among all these rugged but forlorn suburban single fathers... I mean there's gotta be at least a couple, right?

A call center maybe. Or I could just take up the cloth again.

None that I've met so far, but I'll keep an eye out for you, shall I?

You were a priest?

[BAD]

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Would you mind?

And it WAS a pretty long time ago, and I'll be honest, it did not end well for me. Still, it's an option.

Sure, it's not as if I've much use for them.

[Humans, ugh.]

Figured it didn't, what with the gay thing. Might want to leave it as a last resort, can you imagine having to deal with the locals that much?

[Don't be a priest, Ray :( ]

I doubt it could be any worse than dealing with the locals from down my hometown. Believe me, this place ain't got nothing on the Bible belt.

Still though. Not ideal.
Doesn't even pay that good, if I'm being honest.

I know enough about the Bible belt to take your word for that

I can't imagine it would, or more people would do it

Could see if my new boss would let me hire a secretary, wouldn't that be fun

[He's joking]

Thanks but I think I'll take my chances on the unemployment line.
Or I dunno, maybe even the department store. I could be the guy who sprays men's cologne or something, how hard could that be?