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Easier living alone, honestly

Your old job that certainly wasn't being a secret agent, right? [He's a shit.] The town's big enough that there ought to be some decent office jobs about.

Oh to be a bachelor living among all these rugged but forlorn suburban single fathers... I mean there's gotta be at least a couple, right?

A call center maybe. Or I could just take up the cloth again.

None that I've met so far, but I'll keep an eye out for you, shall I?

You were a priest?

[BAD]

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Would you mind?

And it WAS a pretty long time ago, and I'll be honest, it did not end well for me. Still, it's an option.

Sure, it's not as if I've much use for them.

[Humans, ugh.]

Figured it didn't, what with the gay thing. Might want to leave it as a last resort, can you imagine having to deal with the locals that much?

[Don't be a priest, Ray :( ]

I doubt it could be any worse than dealing with the locals from down my hometown. Believe me, this place ain't got nothing on the Bible belt.

Still though. Not ideal.
Doesn't even pay that good, if I'm being honest.

I know enough about the Bible belt to take your word for that

I can't imagine it would, or more people would do it

Could see if my new boss would let me hire a secretary, wouldn't that be fun

[He's joking]

Thanks but I think I'll take my chances on the unemployment line.
Or I dunno, maybe even the department store. I could be the guy who sprays men's cologne or something, how hard could that be?