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[demonicmiracle]

None that I've met so far, but I'll keep an eye out for you, shall I?

You were a priest?

[BAD]

[handycapable]

Would you mind?

And it WAS a pretty long time ago, and I'll be honest, it did not end well for me. Still, it's an option.

[demonicmiracle]

Sure, it's not as if I've much use for them.

[Humans, ugh.]

Figured it didn't, what with the gay thing. Might want to leave it as a last resort, can you imagine having to deal with the locals that much?

[Don't be a priest, Ray :( ]

[handycapable]

I doubt it could be any worse than dealing with the locals from down my hometown. Believe me, this place ain't got nothing on the Bible belt.

Still though. Not ideal.
Doesn't even pay that good, if I'm being honest.

[demonicmiracle]

I know enough about the Bible belt to take your word for that

I can't imagine it would, or more people would do it

Could see if my new boss would let me hire a secretary, wouldn't that be fun

[He's joking]

[handycapable]

Thanks but I think I'll take my chances on the unemployment line.
Or I dunno, maybe even the department store. I could be the guy who sprays men's cologne or something, how hard could that be?

[demonicmiracle]

Well, you've got a better fashion sense than most of the town, so there's that going for you if you wanted to work there.

[handycapable]

Awwww, stop.
Really?
No, stop, you're just saying that.

[demonicmiracle]

You only get a compliment once, repeating them is terrible for my reputation

[handycapable]

Now who's no fun?

[demonicmiracle]

I'm plenty of fun, thank you very much. I'm a delight, just ask anyone.

[handycapable]

Who else even knows you besides me and Archer?

[ Like, obviously other people, but are they people Ray knows is the question here... ]

[demonicmiracle]

My husband, obviously

[handycapable]

Who's clearly gonna be biased, so......

[demonicmiracle]

Not sure having to live with me is about to make anyone biased in my favour