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𝓡ａｙｍｏｎｄ 𝓠． 𝓖ｉｌｌｅｔｔｅ ([personal profile] handycapable) wrote2020-10-24 09:42 am
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IC CONTACT.

VOICE TEXT MAIL ACTION
© TESSISAMESS
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handycapable: (whatever my equivalent of sploosh is)

[personal profile] handycapable 2021-01-12 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No, don't call it a moment. This is not a moment. We were not having a MOMENT!

[ Oh God, were they? ]

Yeah, isn't it a bitch? Welcome to my life.
Does that cane really make that big a difference?
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-01-12 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[they absolutely were having a moment, further compounded by archer admitting, after a lengthy pause:] I mean
I wouldn't be immobile without it
It would just be more difficult and hurt more

Are you not even slightly weirded out by your hand getting back on your wrist without you noticing?
handycapable: (IT'S FUCKING RED!)

[personal profile] handycapable 2021-01-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
No more weirded out than when I woke up with NO hand. Sure it's weird, but call it a miracle, I'm not gonna question it.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-01-13 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That seems ill-advised
To say the least
Call me old fashioned but as a fucking agent I don't really like the concept that someone managed to sneak up on both of us
I mean
YOU'RE not the best agent in the world, like me, but you're not THAT bad
handycapable: (next time be more specific than "lots")

[personal profile] handycapable 2021-01-27 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well get used to it Archer because that's what happened!!
We're HERE aren't we?!
If you're such an expert agent then explain that!
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-01-28 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S WHY IT'S A PROBLEM YOU COMPLETE DUMBASS
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[personal profile] handycapable 2021-02-01 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So would you rather just not have your tactlecane then either??
Pretty suspicious that they're letting you have it back NOW, isn't it? Better not risk it, Archer.
You know I'm right.

[ No he's just making a point. ]
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-02-02 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean I checked it over to make sure it hadn't been tampered with
Oh my god what if your hand starts to strangle you
Keep a fire axe near your bed
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-02-02 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You called it the tactlecane!
I knew that would catch on
handycapable: (over a year late for work at this point)

[personal profile] handycapable 2021-02-02 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh so you're the expert now?
Like you would even be able to tell if it HAD been tampered with. You barely know how to check your email.

[ UGH... ]

Spy cane! Whatever!
I'm only using it to differentiate between that one and your regular cane!!
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-02-03 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I know how to check my email! I just had trouble logging back on after 3 years RAY
Would YOU even know??

No, it's fine
It caught on
I knew it would
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