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I don't have $150!
Get a job.

if you don't have $150 then obviously YOU NEED A JOB don't be a bitch i got you laid for the first time in probably a decade

So we both need jobs. Imagine that... it's just like real life
Do you want me to walk you down to the unemployment office and hold your hand through it?

You think I haven't gotten laid in 10 YEARS?

shut up dickhead i can get a job without mother's help

[hello, freud? dr freud?]

AND YOURS judging by your steadily increasing bitchiness over the last decade i've known you yes?

Suit yourself.
But I'll bet you $5 from our first paychecks that you'll want my help. And as my favor to you I won't even rub it in.

I've seemed increasingly bitchy over a decade of knowing YOU? Yeah, think we both know that's nothing to do with sex.

Which FYI I usually get plenty of.

This has just been a bit of a dry spell.

i've already had three paychecks so uhhhhh you owe me that too don't you ever get tired of blaming me for all your problems?

No, you idiot, our first paychecks HERE!

And I only blame you for the ones that're your fault. Who do you think I am, Cyril?

yeah that's what i meant you have any idea how many one off jobs people want around this time of year? it's not MY FAULT you didn't get laid for a million years and turned into a total bitch because of it ray that's your own shitty game i mean we've been here like a week? and i've already MOSTLY ACCIDENTALLY been a better wingman to you than literally anyone else on this entire planet of earth

Wait, if you already have money why are you even asking me??

OMG ARCHER.
I never said I blamed you for my damn sex life! That has nothing to do with you!
And I did already thank you. What the Hell else do you want from me??