[There's nothing Crowley appreciates more than someone who's quick off the mark.]

Got it in one. Lucifer isn't much interested in popping up to Earth, so he outsources. [Mostly to Crowley, but other demons come up sometimes for temptations.] It's work, you know? Someone's got to do it, might as well get the perks of not being stuck in Hell for the rest of eternity. The music's a lot better up here, and nothing beats warm sun on your scales.

[Your experiences are not universal.]