[The first comment isn't being addressed, but Crowley is — actually kind of surprised by the question. The few times he's revealed himself to someone, their instinct is generally to ask the big things. About God, the world, whether or not they're going to Hell.

Not many people ask about him.]

Same as I was doing in Eden, tempting humanity. I'm Hell's representative on Earth, essentially. Used to be a bit more personal, in the early days, but you lot practically do my job for me now. I've had commendations for wars I didn't even know were happening.