Beeeecause... time travel isn't real? This is probably just like one of those... really detailed sets they have at Universal or Disney Land or whatever.

[archer likes to think - as weird as things have happened to them - most of them have logical reasons and aren't just because. like, even barry and the whole space thing made sense and had a backstory.]

We could reinvent the lava lamp. Make millions. [finally, he lets his eyes slip closed a he grins to himself at the idea.] Or Facebook.